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Port & Company red graphic T-shirt featuring the wonderfully relatable phrase:
“my favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting”
A solid sarcastic humor / aging / dad-joke tee with a large-size buyer pool.
* Brand: Port & Company
* Tagged size: 3XL
* Color: Red
* Short sleeves
* Crew neck
* White text graphic
* Casual unisex styling
Approximate flat measurements:
* Pit to pit: 26"
* Length: 28.5"
* Sleeve: 9.5"
* Hem: 26.5"
Pre-owned condition with normal light wear. Please review photos for exact condition and measurements.
Ships fast from Second Half Supply Co.
Casual • Funny • Graphic
#FunnyTee #GraphicTee #DadHumor #OversizedTee #Sarcastic
Port & Company 3XL Red Funny T Shirt Childhood Memory Back Not Hurting Humor
$18.99
“my favorite childhood memory is my back not hurting”
A solid sarcastic humor / aging / dad-joke tee with a large-size buyer pool.
* Brand: Port & Company
* Tagged size: 3XL
* Color: Red
* Short sleeves
* Crew neck
* White text graphic
* Casual unisex styling
Approximate flat measurements:
* Pit to pit: 26"
* Length: 28.5"
* Sleeve: 9.5"
* Hem: 26.5"
Pre-owned condition with normal light wear. Please review photos for exact condition and measurements.
Ships fast from Second Half Supply Co.
Casual • Funny • Graphic
#FunnyTee #GraphicTee #DadHumor #OversizedTee #Sarcastic
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